Today is 10/10/2011. The day they are going to show the wedding and reception of Kim Kardashian. It is also Monday; the day in which I gather with "friends?" and watch Monday Night Football at Stober's Bar in Lansing, Michigan.
This happens to be the first appearance of the Detroit Lions in a decade on MNF. They are planning a small banquet for the occasion, which will mostly be finger food. Why then are they planning to have knives and forks?
They have decided to have a main course. It's Uncle Mike. Two TV's will be on the Lions game and one is to be dedicated to the Kardashian wedding. I can see their grinning evil faces even now; not to mention the horrible sound of knives being sharpened.
The short of it is that on one of the best nights in Detroit in a decade with both the Tigers and the Lions performing on the national stage in the same day will be sadly marred by screams of torture.
This happens to be the first appearance of the Detroit Lions in a decade on MNF. They are planning a small banquet for the occasion, which will mostly be finger food. Why then are they planning to have knives and forks?
They have decided to have a main course. It's Uncle Mike. Two TV's will be on the Lions game and one is to be dedicated to the Kardashian wedding. I can see their grinning evil faces even now; not to mention the horrible sound of knives being sharpened.
The short of it is that on one of the best nights in Detroit in a decade with both the Tigers and the Lions performing on the national stage in the same day will be sadly marred by screams of torture.
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